Mid-Appocolyptic Report: The Engine Has Been Dropped, I repeat...

We dropped the new engine in to the car yesterday. Yesterday, that is, after dropping it in a day before and realizing that some shit was on it wrong and we'd have to take it out and rip that stuff off. Ah well. I've been slowing down, as my gung-ho spirit tends to fade as things become more regular (it's the same reason why I don't post as often as I used to here, too). I also blame my slow-ness on the radio. I've been listening to the MOJO (The New AM 730, Talk Radio for Guys). They have the funniest shit on there. I now am confident I can pick up chicks too. Well, okay, I was confident I could do that before, but that's beside the point.

The point is, Tom Leykis is my god.

He says that in order to get chicks, men should be liars, assholes, and should base relationships mostly on sex. I'm already on the same wavelength as this dude. Women are, for the most part, ditzes that demand monogamy from their male partners but don't mind having a few of those male partners. He talks about how women are crazy, CRAZY birds and how men shouldn't trust them, give them bank account numbers, PIN numbers, or anything else that is valuable to them.

How true is that? 100%, that's how true.

I've been tempted to phone in to one of his shows sometime. If I do, I'll record it and save it on wave format for you people. This guy is just fucking awesome, you have NO idea. He's a 45 year-old guy, he's been married four times, and he listens to Blink-182 on a regular basis. Chicks flash their tits for him and everything. I want to be this man.